come on mate, shit or get off the pot!

12 10 2010

Cat Swimming In Pool | Angry Expression

OMG! I just returned from my daily swim on the beautiful Fijian beach and realised I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died… You would not believe my anguish at my misdoings. I prostrate myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness..

I am lost in a sea of pseudo-olde-english with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, learning to fart the theme to neighbours, just generally being asleep, dreaming and chancing to anyone unfortunate to cross my path, my day is a magical flight from the light through yonder window breaks to I feel like going to bed. I am plotting and planning. can’t they see I am blogging.

I go, my lords and ladies; just I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. You wanna test me? Don’t hold your breath though, you’re likely to turn blue..

 

Mike

 

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